Because there was no evidence that candy cigarettes led to smoking
Thursday, February 14th, 2008On day four of The Horrible Virus that Attacked Our House and All the Adults Inside, I dragged myself and my six-year-old to the local SuperAmerica for two gallons of milk, soup, crackers, and a big Gatorade.
It took pretty much all my strength to bring those items up to the checkout, and I had to take three trips since there were no shopping baskets. Once in line, of course, it took a while for our turn, so I concentrated on remaining vertical while my daughter stared eye-to-eye with the candy rack.
Mommy, can I get something?
No, honey, you can have a cookie when we get home.
But I want something!
I know you do, but you’re not going to get it.
But Mommy . . . !
Mommy’s NOT IN THE MOOD, honey!
But, but . . . it’s all right HERE!
If I had the strength, I would have explained to her about product placement in retail stores but instead I mumbled, bastards.
I bring this up because it is sort of related to Amy’s post on the marketing trend she calls “outrage baiting.” Among other things, she cites the newest thing in candy bars, caffeine, and a new additive to make any drink an “energy” drink, Blow. It’s a white powder that comes in a vial. Of course.
“Blow” and caffeinated candy bars would never be marketed to children, according to their manufacturers.
PHEW. Now all I have to worry about on the candy rack is the Bratz “perfume” bottle with powdered candy, “wand,” and matching pink mirror. Those edgy Bratz products!

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